Tony wins race to send first Madrid pics in

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MENU DE JOUR
APPETISERS
DEVILLED KIDNEYS WITH SHIGATU MUSHROOMS EN CROUTE
ENTRÉE
LARKS TONGUE IN ASPIC WITH DAUPHINOISE POTATOES & TRUFFLE
DESSERT
TARAMASALATA (OF COURSE WILKIE) OR QUEEN OF PUDDINGS
ALL YOU CAN DRINK SANGRIA THEN COFFEE AND COGNAC
CIGARS IN THE DRAWING ROOM
YES, A TYPICAL BASIC, CHEAP AND CHEERFUL ALFRESCO REPAST ON TOUR. NICE.