Tony wins race to send first Madrid pics in

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APPETISERS

DEVILLED KIDNEYS WITH SHIGATU MUSHROOMS EN CROUTE

ENTRÉE

LARKS TONGUE IN ASPIC WITH DAUPHINOISE POTATOES & TRUFFLE

DESSERT

TARAMASALATA (OF COURSE WILKIE) OR QUEEN OF PUDDINGS

ALL YOU CAN DRINK SANGRIA THEN COFFEE AND COGNAC

CIGARS IN THE DRAWING ROOM

                         YES, A TYPICAL BASIC, CHEAP AND CHEERFUL ALFRESCO REPAST ON TOUR. NICE.

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