El Buush's Profile

Often not heard and seldom seen this remains the only recorded proof of his existence. Yes there he is sat between Tiny Baz and Mrs T looky likey, Mrs P.
A fine figure of a man as 30 years of being Ordnance Survey's first team centre forward will attest. The moustache is used on tour to protect his privacy as the "PAPS" hound him mercilessly.
He has been known to be a tad accident prone and I only have 25 pages available for this profile so cannot do each incident justice so will omit them til I buy more space.
His pre-tour prep and research is second to none( a hundred times better than yours, Ed) and he always comes up trumps with a belter of a restaurant or good value Cafe or off the beaten track museum or Gallery.
Family commitments have reduced his appearances a smidge but we all feel GOOD when he's there as things will "Occur"
A fine figure of a man as 30 years of being Ordnance Survey's first team centre forward will attest. The moustache is used on tour to protect his privacy as the "PAPS" hound him mercilessly.
He has been known to be a tad accident prone and I only have 25 pages available for this profile so cannot do each incident justice so will omit them til I buy more space.
His pre-tour prep and research is second to none( a hundred times better than yours, Ed) and he always comes up trumps with a belter of a restaurant or good value Cafe or off the beaten track museum or Gallery.
Family commitments have reduced his appearances a smidge but we all feel GOOD when he's there as things will "Occur"