Last of the Regulars in revealing profile
Well I haven't got a pic of Clive on my laptop but here is a picture of my dog which is nearly as cuddly and lovable as the man himself, and with a very similar tongue ! !
" Stop licking that Clive................................Dirty boy ! ! ! ! ! ! "
OK , not that cuddly....................
All right then, Clive comes from a long line of Clive's ( his mother, his mother'e mother and ...................well that's it.
Born into a military background, behind the bike shed at Eastleigh TA centre, he studied to be a Doctor. Unfortunately he just got "O" levels in Art and Biology, so spent the first part of his working life painting slime onto dehydrated slugs and snails. Obviously he turned things round and got a fantastic, well paid job with lots of perks and pliant friendly secretaries and then for some reason retired 20 years early ( don't ask me, I can't fathom it either ! ! ! ).
He now spends his time hopping across the Atlantic to his place in Florida and back here in the UK with his 9 dogs and his plastic bag recycling mountain. He now is practically an "A" team Wilkie Tourer. A high honour indeed.
Other interests of Clive's include;
Satanism
Voodoo
The Occult
Devil Worship
Football
The Dark Arts
The Works of JK Rowling
Poison's; Their use in medicines, cookery and torture.
Alestair Crowleys Children's books
Hinge and Brackett; the serial killer years
Rasputin; house-hold hints and lace-making tips
The Borgias; All you need is Love
Country and Western music
Bedknobs and Broomsticks and more Knobs ( Special Edition)
Which magazine
" Stop licking that Clive................................Dirty boy ! ! ! ! ! ! "
OK , not that cuddly....................
All right then, Clive comes from a long line of Clive's ( his mother, his mother'e mother and ...................well that's it.
Born into a military background, behind the bike shed at Eastleigh TA centre, he studied to be a Doctor. Unfortunately he just got "O" levels in Art and Biology, so spent the first part of his working life painting slime onto dehydrated slugs and snails. Obviously he turned things round and got a fantastic, well paid job with lots of perks and pliant friendly secretaries and then for some reason retired 20 years early ( don't ask me, I can't fathom it either ! ! ! ).
He now spends his time hopping across the Atlantic to his place in Florida and back here in the UK with his 9 dogs and his plastic bag recycling mountain. He now is practically an "A" team Wilkie Tourer. A high honour indeed.
Other interests of Clive's include;
Satanism
Voodoo
The Occult
Devil Worship
Football
The Dark Arts
The Works of JK Rowling
Poison's; Their use in medicines, cookery and torture.
Alestair Crowleys Children's books
Hinge and Brackett; the serial killer years
Rasputin; house-hold hints and lace-making tips
The Borgias; All you need is Love
Country and Western music
Bedknobs and Broomsticks and more Knobs ( Special Edition)
Which magazine
Clive is "not" a figment of my imagination !
I know, that's exactly what you were thinking..Al's "Imaginary" friend !
See below, non-believers ! ! ! !
Just to put the record straight here is a picture of Clive. There he is on < the left next to "Lil" Baz, who as usual is standing on the box he takes everywhere with him, and the mighty Wilkie.
Clive of India...................................( er is that Eastleigh, Ed?)
Yes you doubting Thomas's, more proof of the existence of Sir Clive ( as we rarely call him)
