barry hunt- the man behind the wig-finder !
Barry Hunt, shy, charming, quiet, reserved, sweetly tough, cuddly, generous, terribly urbane, quasi-intellectual, semi-autobiographical, part-cherokee, all man, well dressed, easily impressed, unquantifiable, difficult to be lie-able,.................. to.
For someone who is only 5 foot 4 inches in his socks his personality makes him look half an inch taller. A virtual giant amongst dwarves. Possessed of an intuative, incredibly funny, highly tuned wit (that he bought off Phil for 50 quid) he can keep an audience partially entranced for anything up to nearly several minutes.
Brought up by wolves until he was 27 years old and still suckled by she- wolf Elsa, he is a self taught ventrilaquist and part-time banana-bender for Ffyfes. A consultant gynaecologist (lapsed) he has his fingers in many pies (fave fish). He's not afraid to get his hands dirty and is not worried about leaving a bad taste in his mouth for the sake of his patients.
I know, i know.... he is virtually a saint, a latter day Icon of integrity, a pillar of society, a man amongst men. He'd sell his Granny to you for a fiver but make sure you'd get a 3 year warranty. Skilled in the art of Feng Shui his business credits include "SMASH N GRAB HOUSE CLEARANCE CO." "ULTRA-FAST HOME DESIGN" , "HEAVE-HO PROPERTY MAINTENANCE" and market leaders, "EVICTION'S R US" (All copyrights active since 2009).
Married with 6 wives he is the perfect family man. He is on the road 24/7 - 364 days a year, popping home to celebrate family day every other year unless he's in the pub. Men look down to him, clairevoyants look through him, nurses look after him and women look open mouthed at him saying "Is that all Barry????". Ladies and girlies, i've seen him after a shower in Frankfurt( after Wilkie mysteriously MISLAID the shower cutain) where there wasn't room to swing a cat and if I say "smoke and mirrors" i think you'll understand ! ! ! ! ! !
So what can I say. Wilkie relies on his full support and if he can't borrow it he uses Phil's. Never seen on tour without Wilkie by his side, some people think they're twins. Unkind people think they're quadruplets. Bastards say they're fat ! !
So would you like to go on Tour with Barry ? Course you would. Would you like to be Barry? Course you would. Would you like to share a room with Wilkie? Sorry ! is that a "NO" ??????????
PS Barry likes Football, beer, travel and sex ..........................................................( well definitely the first three).
For someone who is only 5 foot 4 inches in his socks his personality makes him look half an inch taller. A virtual giant amongst dwarves. Possessed of an intuative, incredibly funny, highly tuned wit (that he bought off Phil for 50 quid) he can keep an audience partially entranced for anything up to nearly several minutes.
Brought up by wolves until he was 27 years old and still suckled by she- wolf Elsa, he is a self taught ventrilaquist and part-time banana-bender for Ffyfes. A consultant gynaecologist (lapsed) he has his fingers in many pies (fave fish). He's not afraid to get his hands dirty and is not worried about leaving a bad taste in his mouth for the sake of his patients.
I know, i know.... he is virtually a saint, a latter day Icon of integrity, a pillar of society, a man amongst men. He'd sell his Granny to you for a fiver but make sure you'd get a 3 year warranty. Skilled in the art of Feng Shui his business credits include "SMASH N GRAB HOUSE CLEARANCE CO." "ULTRA-FAST HOME DESIGN" , "HEAVE-HO PROPERTY MAINTENANCE" and market leaders, "EVICTION'S R US" (All copyrights active since 2009).
Married with 6 wives he is the perfect family man. He is on the road 24/7 - 364 days a year, popping home to celebrate family day every other year unless he's in the pub. Men look down to him, clairevoyants look through him, nurses look after him and women look open mouthed at him saying "Is that all Barry????". Ladies and girlies, i've seen him after a shower in Frankfurt( after Wilkie mysteriously MISLAID the shower cutain) where there wasn't room to swing a cat and if I say "smoke and mirrors" i think you'll understand ! ! ! ! ! !
So what can I say. Wilkie relies on his full support and if he can't borrow it he uses Phil's. Never seen on tour without Wilkie by his side, some people think they're twins. Unkind people think they're quadruplets. Bastards say they're fat ! !
So would you like to go on Tour with Barry ? Course you would. Would you like to be Barry? Course you would. Would you like to share a room with Wilkie? Sorry ! is that a "NO" ??????????
PS Barry likes Football, beer, travel and sex ..........................................................( well definitely the first three).
Barry And Wilkie share an intimate moment
Barry and Wilkie share a love of fine wines, football and bare-knucle fighting.
They also share a love of cashmere cardigans, ancient Egyptian artefacts, Jasper Conran, Italian hand-made footwear, cigars, the metaphysical poetry of John Donne, sudoku, the life and films of Tony Curtis, UFC, the architecture of Norman Foster and Frank Lloyd-Wright , geranniums, Carl Marx, Millwall FC, Da Vinci Code: The musical, the landscape garden design of Lancelot "Capability" Brown, Brighton, Feng Shui, Interior Design, Pitt Bull baiting, chamber music, Abba, on-line SAS training simulations, corn flakes, pre-war german minimalist film documentaries,Norman Stanley Fletcher, poodles, cords, aloe-vera based hair product, the music of Genesis P. orridge, Halls mentho- lyptus, wigs, wriggleys spearmint gum, the Beano, Cosmopolitan, collecting back-issues of Bunty, chocolate Hob- Nobbs, Christian Dior, dogging, stamp collecting (eastern Europe pre 1976), VW's, blood red roses,ice-sculpture, haddock, duvets,bull fighting ( I think that's what it said!), pruning the bushes in Portsmouth (euphamism?), avant-garde jazz, Mia Farrow, Cocaine, Emily Bronte, prison food, nougat, vermillion, the serious films of Woody Allen, flavoured milk and smoking jackets. (that's joints I think, Ed)
They both hate beer and pringles ! !
This is obviously not a comprhensive list but rather a snapshot of data compiled over the course of 9 years of Wilkie Tours and is 100% co-incidental
(and untrue).
Currently awaiting Bazz's corrections to above.
They also share a love of cashmere cardigans, ancient Egyptian artefacts, Jasper Conran, Italian hand-made footwear, cigars, the metaphysical poetry of John Donne, sudoku, the life and films of Tony Curtis, UFC, the architecture of Norman Foster and Frank Lloyd-Wright , geranniums, Carl Marx, Millwall FC, Da Vinci Code: The musical, the landscape garden design of Lancelot "Capability" Brown, Brighton, Feng Shui, Interior Design, Pitt Bull baiting, chamber music, Abba, on-line SAS training simulations, corn flakes, pre-war german minimalist film documentaries,Norman Stanley Fletcher, poodles, cords, aloe-vera based hair product, the music of Genesis P. orridge, Halls mentho- lyptus, wigs, wriggleys spearmint gum, the Beano, Cosmopolitan, collecting back-issues of Bunty, chocolate Hob- Nobbs, Christian Dior, dogging, stamp collecting (eastern Europe pre 1976), VW's, blood red roses,ice-sculpture, haddock, duvets,bull fighting ( I think that's what it said!), pruning the bushes in Portsmouth (euphamism?), avant-garde jazz, Mia Farrow, Cocaine, Emily Bronte, prison food, nougat, vermillion, the serious films of Woody Allen, flavoured milk and smoking jackets. (that's joints I think, Ed)
They both hate beer and pringles ! !
This is obviously not a comprhensive list but rather a snapshot of data compiled over the course of 9 years of Wilkie Tours and is 100% co-incidental
(and untrue).
Currently awaiting Bazz's corrections to above.
Seriously, Bazz is a cool guy, loyal friend and top mate to one and all. Wilkie tours would probably grind to a halt without his support and back-up. Nice. Sorry about the above mate, I had to do it !
